James' Narrative

The three little pigs and the big bad goat

On Tuesday the 24^th of December 2016 the 3 little pigs went to Awhitu to build a house out of bricks, suddenly the big bad goat came from Waiuku on the 500^th train 

Problem:  the second big bad goat drives a bus to Awhitu so he gets his friends he wants to eat the pigs, the 3 pigs gets on the same bus and smash all the buses

Solution:  Father Christmas says the goats haven’t been good.  They get no presents

By James L

Kirsten's Narrative

The Three Little Wolves

Once upon a time there were three little wolves named Kirsten, Missy and Holly. Holly was the youngest .One day they ran away from their mum “We need to build a house” said Kirsten.” Well I’m not sharing a house with you”. Said Missy “don’t be so fussy all the time” said Kirsten” Well I’m living in a bunny hole” said Missy “ ok” so Holly and Kirsten went off to look for a home.

“Ha ha ha It’s Summer a lot of wolves will be around” said the big bad pig “Oh look a rabbit hole I will get a snack “said the pig.  He stuck his paw in and a wolf came out, the wolf bit the pig and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran.

When Holly was walking with Kirsten, Kirsten found a forest “I, smell, CANDY” said Holly, Holly ran off. “Wait” said Kirsten, Kirsten followed her “I call the couch” said Holly, Holly was in a candy house “but I’m not living in that hard candy house. ’Said Kirsten.” Oh no you’ve caught the Missy fever.” Then Hansel and Gretel came out “ Stop yelling.” yelled Gretel “you’re hurting my ears “yelled Hansel “Ok we won’t, we’ll whisper “said Kirsten and Holly “ Please just have a look”. Said Holly “Ok.” said Kirsten then they had a look “do you hear that “No?” “It’s getting closer, it’s the big bad pig!” “Little wolves little wolves let me come in “Na uh, uh.’ what did you just say “No, we said no so go away” “fine I’ll blow your house down with a huff and a snuff and a snuff and a huff and a huff and a snuff.”

But no matter how hard he tried the pig could not blow the house down so he got the hose and watered down the house. Then the two wolves ran. then CRASH the crash was louder than a car crash . It was Missy “he har- har- har chased har - har me har around the forest” “Wait who did this to you?” “The big bad pig of course!”  “Oh no it’s getting dark. Let find a place to stay the night” Kirsten suggested so they got a good night of sleep under a tree.

The next morning Kirsten was gone! So then Missy and Holly were looking for Kirsten. ”Hey Holly, do you thing that Kirsten was the wise one?”  “Yes” “then we’ll ask her where she is” “yeah” “Wait she the one whose gone ’.’ Oh year”

 so they were looking and looking and looking until Missy said “Do you smell that smoke” “yeah it’s very strong “ “that must mean it’s close .”  “Let’s follow it.” So off they went “Kirsten!”  They grabbed Kirsten and ran off. “Wait let’s settle this once and for all “.

Holly got a net and grabbed the pig and said “Bacon for dinner’ ’Kirsten and Holly built a brick house and Missy made ice-cream and cheesecake, chocolate and cooked bacon and they all lived happily ever after.

By Kirsten

Tauryn's Narrative

Goldilocks and the three bears

It was a sunny day and the three bears were devastated! “We’ve got to get revenge on that little brat” groaned Mother Bear angrily. “Son! Go spy on Goldilocks” Straight away Little Bear ran out of their house and scooted into the woods.

After a long look Little Bear spotted Goldilocks coming out of a tall house and leaving it unlocked. “I shall tell Mum and Dad about her home.” When Little Bear got back he told Mother and Father Bear about how he saw Goldilocks leaving her house unlocked. “Good boy! Now, you show us where she lives, cause its time to pay her a visit.” So the other two bears followed Little Bear in the woods to Goldilocks’ house. Little Bear was right, Goldilocks did leave her house unlock so the bears walked right in.

The first room they went into was the kitchen and Father Bear opened a cupboard with cereal in it. “What’s this? Is it some kind of porridge?” he said gathering the other two bears. He gave each of them a box; they all stuffed a handful full of cereal into their mouths. “This porridge is too dry” said Mother Bear with a box of Weet Bix. “This porridge is too crunchy.” Said Father Bear with a box of Cornflakes. And Little Bear with a box of Cocopops said “This porridge is just right, for a food fight!” Little Bear started throwing cereal everywhere. Stepping back, Father Bear bumped the fridge door open and spilled a milk bottle on the floor. The milk spread on the floor and Father Bear slipped over. Mother Bear opened the cupboards and emptied them out, a bottle of fizzy dropped to the floor and curious Little Bear walked up to the foaming bottle “Uh-oh!” he said. BOOM! The bottle burst and everyone was soaked. “Great! I was wearing my favourite gown” mumbled Mother Bear “Maybe we should move on”

The next room they went into was the lounge “Hey what a weird chair!” said Little Bear climbing onto the high chair. CRASH! The high chair broke and bumped a remote that was lying on the high chair, the on button went on and the volume was on full “NOW COMING UP!” the TV said. Suddenly the three bears ran out of the room, bumping into things and leaving foot marks from the soda explosion.They ran upstairs and into the bathroom, the noise was fainter there. “Yuk! We’re all sticky.”  Said Father Bear looking at the bath. He turned a tap on and water sprayed everywhere. “OUCH! This water is too hot!” yelped Little Bear, Father Bear turned the tap off and Mother Bear turned the sink tap on “BRRRR! This water is too cold!” complained Little Bear, so Mother Bear and Father Bear turned the taps on at the same time and as far as they could go. Steam was made from the collision of hot and cold water, “Ahhh, much better” But then the sink and bath over flowed “RUN!” screamed Mother Bear and they ran out and into a bedroom. 

They all leaped on the bed SPROING! The bed springs broke and they had to use the pillows as a mattress but eventually they popped and feathers flew everywhere.After a long rest they heard footsteps “SHHH, its Goldilocks.” Whispered Father Bear. 

Father Bear was right, Goldilocks was in the house. She walked in the kitchen and nearly slipped over “Goodness” she gasped, then she tip toed into the lounge, it was so defining Goldilocks nearly fainted “Gracious!” she shouted. Goldilocks cautiously crept up the stairs and into the bathroom. Suddenly the sink pipe burst and got Goldilocks wet “Oh-no!” she yelled. Soaked and grumpy, Goldilocks stumbled to the room the bears were. Meanwhile the bears hid behind the door, ready to scare Goldilocks. Goldilocks stumbled in “RAA!” roared the bears from behind the door, “AHHH!” screamed Goldilocks “HA! We’ve got revenge! Now you have got your house wrecked.” Snarled Father Bear, Goldilocks stared and started laughing “This isn’t my house!” she giggled “But I-s- saw you … and –oh!” stuttered Little Bear “No! This is the Big Bad Wolf’s house! I just came back to get my teddy bear!” cheered Goldilocks taking a teddy bear from the bed and ran off.

The bears left and went home hoping that the wolf wouldn’t find them, but they never saw one gold haired girl again.          

By Tauryn

Logan's Narrative

The 3 little wolves and the the big fat pig.

Once upon time there where three little wolves and one big fat pig. The wolves did not like the big fat pig because the pig wanted to do something bad to them.

The mother wolf kicked the three wolves out to make their own house.  The first one Saw a farmer with some wheat on the back of his truck. He asked the farmer if he could have some of that wheat to make him a house he said “ok”. After a hour or two he had a house of wheat for him two live in but in a short time the big fat pig jumped up with his belly shaking up and down he said “little wolf little wolf let me come in” ”nah go away” said the little pig “come on still go away” “if you say so” he stepped back and smashed into the house it smashed it right over. He grabbed the little wolf and dunked him in mud and the mud dried and he stopped stiff.

The next pig made his house out of sticks he had found on the grass floor. After he had done he was having a nice peaceful lunch in his house until the big fat pig popped up at his door. He said “little wolf little wolf let me come in” “no” said the little wolf “come on” said the pig. So he stepped back and rolled into the house sending the sticks stumbling down the hill. He found the pig and dunked the poor little wolf in some mud and he stopped stiff right next to his brother.

The last pig saw a builder with lots of bricks. The little wolf asked the builder if he could have some of that brick to build him a house. He said “yes and I will help you build it too” so they built the house. After the builder went home and the little wolf had a nice lunch when the big fat pig showed up at his door step and said “little wolf little wolf let me come in” “no” Said the little wolf “that happens all the time”

So he stepped back and ran into the house but He hurt his head instead he went on going until He had a big bump on his head. So he dug under the house and opened a door under the house he hoped through the door and climbed up . the door shut and locked and he got stuck in a freezer and he froze.

The EndBy Logan                      

Michelle's Narrative

The Three Bears and Goldilocks.

Once upon a time lived three bears there was a Baby Bear called Waima and a mummy named Lexie and lastly the biggest bear of all, the daddy bear Ryan.

One sunny morning the Mother Bear Lexie decided to have a walk in the Forrest. When they were walking some drips of rain started pouring gently down on them, so they quickly ran to shelter.

The first shelter they ran to was a little tiny cottage, as they waited for the pouring rain to stop they got hungrier and hungrier. Suddenly they smelt some delicious honey and toast and quick as a wink they rushed into the cottage and ate some sweet and tasty honey, and also spread honey all over the white toast. As they ate they grew sleepier and sleepier so they went to find a bed to sleep in.

At last they found a bed so they all tried very hard to fit on the bed. At last they all fell asleep. Suddenly……. Snap! The bed fell apart really badly, so the bears had to sleep on the cold, hard ground, of course they had blankets though. Then came the sound of a key. The bears woke up and listened properly they heard a creaky sound in the hallway, stomp! Stomp! Stomp! The father went to look so he took a sneak peek it was Goldilocks. Father Bear Ryan rushed in the room and told his wife Lexie and said “quick get up the chimney, Goldilocks’ coming!” so they rushed up the chimney.

First went the Mother Bear she jumped in the chimney and climbed her way out of it. Next it was Baby Bear Waima, she jumped and tried to climb up but she couldn’t so Mother Bear Lexie pulled her up. The footsteps of Goldilocks became louder and louder, she was coming close and closer so Father Bear panicked. He quickly jumped up the chimney hole but he couldn’t move, his bottom got stuck in the chimney! They heard the footsteps again Goldilocks was coming closer and closer but Father Bear Ryan still was stuck no matter what he did his bottom was still stuck! When Goldilocks almost got to that room suddenly a bee came out of nowhere and rushed up to Father Bear Ryan and……. Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! 

The bee stung Ryan the Father Bear. Father Bear Ryan came pouncing out of the chimney just as Goldilocks entered the room and said “who’s been sleeping on my bed and snapped it in half?” The three bears spied through the chimney to see what was going on but they saw Goldilocks’ burning red face. They quickly tried to jump down but Mother Bear Lexie realised something, they couldn’t get down! They tried to think but nothing got into their minds. Suddenly something popped into Mother Bears mind and she said “We can use the picnic blanket as a big parachute to float down” So Mother Bear Lexie gently floated down holding Baby Bear Waima in her arms and softly landed on the soft sands. The next thing Mother Bear did was to pass the picnic blanket to Father Bear Ryan. But as the picnic blanket got up halfway up it got stuck in a tall, brown, stiff, solid tree. Father Bear tried to jump up as high as he could but he couldn’t reach. It was no use it was way too high up for Father Bear to reach. “I….I …I’m …s..s..so …….t… t.. tired I.. I can’t… t.. t moo… moo… move “he said as he dropped and fell to the roof    Bang! Went the roof. Bang! Bang! Bang!

“What’s going on up there? “Cried Goldilocks so Goldilocks went to the roof outside but Father Bear was still knocked out. Then boom! Father Bear awakened and saw Goldilocks so he quickly tiptoed to the chimney and jumped down. Smack! But Father Bear got stuck again then out of nowhere out of the sky landed on Father Bear’s head clonk! Bonk! Donk! A big fat steel hammer, it knocked him out again! He smoothly floated down the chimney buutt smack!  Father Bear smacked his head on the wood in the chimney poor Father Bear he got a flat face.

When Father Bear heard Goldilocks come in, as quick as a flash Father Bear ran out the backdoor .slam! Went the door it had closed. Just as Goldilocks heard the loud slam she quickly ran inside leaving the door opened. Whoosh, whoosh the wind blew the door closed bang! “What was that?” said Goldilocks. Suddenly came a loud snort Goldilocks was deep asleep while Father Bear ran to Mother and Baby Bear and went home.

2 hours later… Goldilocks woke up and found herself in the hallway so she quickly ran to her bed. Suddenly a loud angry voice came out from Goldilocks so that the whole forest heard her “Who has snapped my bed in half!” as soon as the bears heard they quickly ran home sprinting as fast as the wind.

They never walked in the forest again and they lived happily ever after.

The End, By Michelle

Lexie's Narrative

3 Smart Little Wolves and the Small bad pig

 

Once upon a time in the year 2000 on June 15^th it was dawn and the 3 smart little wolves had just turned 10. Their mother said to Ruby, Gem and Diamond “You’re all old enough from the woods and build your own houses.” So they all went and packed and said goodbye. Then they were off.

There was a small pig and they did stop to chat and got his business card. Diamond said “Gee Finbar seems like a nice… a nice” “PIG” exclaimed Gem. “Yea” Diamond said. Then Ruby said “That little PIG doesn’t fool me, remember what Mum said awhile ago?” “No” they both said. “Don’t ever trust PIGS!” said Ruby surprised they didn’t remember. “I don’t care.” said Diamond.

Later that night Diamond helped set up camp and she had secretly ordered building materials from Finbar.

The next morning Ruby looked over her left shoulder were Diamond was sleeping and screamed “Where’s Diamond!” Then Ruby heard a very soft Bang…Bang noise in the distance. She thought she heard a pig noise and she thought to herself, ‘Diamond, how dare you’. Ruby climbed out of the tent and the pig noise was gone but in the distance she could see a house made of straw. Ruby went back inside and there was the pig noise again. She turned and looked at Gem. Ruby figured out it was just Gem snoring. She walked over and knocked on the door to the straw house and then Gem got up from the tent. Ruby and Diamond started to argue then all of a sudden a shadow loomed over Diamond and she hid inside then slammed the door shut. “Little wolf, little wolf let me come in” said Finbar. “Nah” “Well then I’ll charge and charge” then Diamond ran out of the house like the wind.

Gem set off. After awhile she saw a flamingo and said. “Ello, do you mind if I have some wood?” “No” the flamingo said. So she took the wheelbarrow and the wood and Gem promised to return it. She built her house and added some furniture then returned the wheelbarrow with one piece of wood left. “Thanks” said the flamingo with sarcasm “You’re welcome” said Gem (meaning it). Finbar was coming but Diamond got there first and they all abandoned Gem’s house then ran off to Ruby’s house.

Her house was made out of bricks and had a chimney. They were puffing and panting and Ruby said “I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU!” “Well” “I can’t understand you” she said again. “We are… getting chas…ed by… Finbar “WHAT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!” said Ruby. It was coming up to 9:00pm. They whispered a plan. They turned the lights on and played music really, really LOUDLY and they turned the fire on and put a huge cooking pot with boiling water and spices in over the fire. Then “Little wolf, little wolf let me come in” “NO WAY” they all said. “I’m coming down your chimney then!” All of a sudden SPLASH! The little pig was now bacon.

They could smell dinner and that was the end of that. And they all lived happily ever after. (Dinner tasted nice.)

 

The End

By Lexie

Matthew's Narrative

Little Red Riding Hood’s Wolf Disaster

One beautiful sunny morning Little Red Riding Hood was out wolf hunting. Before she went out her mum packed a very nice lunch. Then she started to head into the woods. Next she got lost.

She found some light but it was sun shining through the trees. She saw a bush move. She went to inspect the bush. After that the bush moved again so she got out her shotgun and went to look behind the bush to see what was there and there was a wolf there so she started chasing the wolf but it was James Bond in a wolf costume because he is doing a movie that is called sky fall. They were running for 1 hour.

Later Little Red Riding Hood fired the shotgun bang! bang! Little Red Riding Hood tripped over then the wolf ran and stood at a tree and caught his breath.

Then Little Red Riding Hood hopped up and had some lunch. After lunch she hopped up and started chasing the wolf again. The wolf was grey with green eyes with a bent ear so the chase was back on they went around a big tree.

Next Little Red Riding Hood loaded her shotgun and kept chasing the wolf until   the wolf ran into a tree. Bang!!  As the wolf hit the tree.

Later on the wolf’s head fell off and Little Red Riding Hood found out it was James Bond wearing a wolf costume “Oh no I have killed James Bond” she cried.

After that all of his fans come out and started chasing Little Red Riding through the woods until she got home bang! Bang! Bang! She knocked on the door.

“Mum! Mum!” But her mum was down at the shop.

10 minutes later her mum came home “Was your hunt successful?’’  Not really’’ said Little Red Riding Hood.

“Come inside and I’ll cook up some dinner’’ said mum, while you tell me about your adventure.

The end

By Matthew

Shardia's Narrative

Goldilocks and the Three Bears!

One sunny morning Goldilocks wanted to go into town but she forgot to lock the door! A few minutes later the three bears came to see Goldilocks and the three bears noted that the door was not locked....

“Goldilocks” the three bears said but Goldilocks didn’t answer “Goldilocks” the bears said again but Goldilocks still didn’t answer.

So the three bears helped themselves. The three bears smelt something so they looked in the pantry and there it was a whole bag full of CANDY! “What is that” said Papa Bear “I think its candy” said Baby Bear. “Do you think Goldilocks will mind if we had a piece?” said Mama Bear “I don’t think that’s a good idea Mummy” exclaimed Baby Bear.  “Shush Baby Bear of course it’s a good idea” “Daddy, Goldilocks is probably saving that candy” whispered Baby Bear.  “She won’t mind Baby Bear!” shouted Papa Bear. So Mama Bear and started to eat the candy.”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” SCREAMED Baby Bear but Baby Bear was too late.

Then Mama Bear and Papa Bear decided to go into the lounge. Papa Bear gazed around the room and saw a big brown comfy armchair, a rocking chair as white as snow and a high chair as yellow as a daisy. “Oh my a brown armchair” Papa Bear declared. “And what a lovely white rocking chair” cried Mama “Baby Bear come here!” shouted Mama Bear and Papa Bear at the same time. Then at last slow as a turtle Baby Bear came to the door of the living room “Come sit in this bright yellow high chair” groaned Papa Bear But Mama Bear and Papa Bear didn’t realise that Baby Bear didn’t like being in Goldilocks house without any permission so Baby Bear said “Mummy Daddy I want to go home!” “No way this is so awesome” yelled Papa Bear.

Then Papa Bear saw something, something black with lots of buttons Papa Bear picked it up and pushed a little red button in the right corner. Suddenly a big flash of light turned and Mama Bear said “What did you do?” “I don’t know” whispered Papa Bear “You turned on the TV.” said Baby Bear running out the door… “What do you think you are doing Baby Bear” screamed Papa Bear “Something” replied Baby Bear. “Come here right now!” shrieked Mama Bear “No way not now this is terrible” moaned Baby Bear. Then as quick as a wink Baby Bear disappeared out the door. “OH Nooo “said Mama Bear and started to cry.

Then Mama Bear and Papa Bear saw three big rainbow colored beds. “Good Gracious me what lovely beds!” said Papa Bear yawning “I think I will have a little nap in this big blue and black bed.” “And I think I will go to sleep in this amazing pink and green bed” said Mama Bear. “Goodnight Papa Bear” “Goodnight Mama Bear” As quick as a wink both Mama Bear and Papa Bear fell asleep in the two beds

Meanwhile the door creaked open ‘Creeeeeeeek’. Goldilocks walked in with bags of candy, bananas, apples and some pineapples and realised all the mess. “MAMA BEAR PAPA BEAR!  What did you do to my house and you turned on the TV seriously!”. Then slowly Mama Bear and Papa Bear peeped around the corner “Sorry” both of them said “I forgive you, But you three can go back home now. So they did.

They all lived happily ever after. 

 

By Shardia

Three little wolves and the fattest pig in history. By Cory

Three little wolves and the fattest pig in history.

On muddy sunny day perfect for hunting wild boar and attracting them, 3 little wolves sat silently playing with toy trains and trucks. They were 12 years of age and they had nothing better to than but loaf around and dig holes. Their mother had left them 9 months ago. They had weird names. Sausage, Hamonial, Pork Belly.

Time fluttered by that day. Sausage built a mud house, Pork Belly created a heat chart, and Hamonial made a mud pool. “Ham, can you make a piece of land in the middle?” said Sausage. “Because I want to put my mud house on it please”. “Maybe you should shut it!” said Pork Belly “I’m trying to study but you two nutcases aren’t shutting your fur filled- faces!” “Maybe you should…”

Suddenly a mouldy smell wafted through the air.  “Run, it’s the giant pig!” cried Sausage as they ran for their lives.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!   “Good lord this pig escapes every time!” said police inspector Jason in his car. Rrrrrrkkkk!!! “Freeze snort face”.  Inspector Joe shouted. “Never” Scruffy (the Giant Pig) screamed in his whiny voice. The wolves ran for their houses. They called each other very, very fast. “Phew! Its over!” They said at the same time as each other.

Also at the same time all but one police man got back to his car and only just got back to his car and called a fresh dispatch of police as the pig dragged Inspector Jason, batted him felt loads of pleasure and destroyed the little wolves’ house. 

The pig took their vegies and stole everything wasn’t nailed down and ran out of their house and came back for the vegies.

 Next morning the pig came back with indigestion and screamed. He was very angry and he went to a fake piggy house destroyed the robot target, but he was actually in the house when he was bellowing the owners called the cops.

Cars and flying vehicles putted around the house. The pig came out. “FIRE!!!” shouted commandeer “WAIT!!!” shouted a hunter. “Let’s use something lighter to shoot it with! For example a shot gun for shooting it with double power”.

 Boom!!

 The barrelled weapon shot the pig with incredible power. Every one cheered knowing that the worst burglar that ever lived had died. “Hooray, hurrah, hurrah, hurray!”

Is this the end of Scruffy the pig? We shall never ever know if he is really totally dead. They gave him a couple more double barrelled shots and made sure he was totally really dead.

And so that is the story of the three little pigs and the bad wolf changed to: the three little wolves and the fattest pig in history. This story has mild violence for children 3and under that age and who doesn’t like this story right?

The End?

By Cory O

Maui and the sun. By Ashton

Maui and the sun.

Once upon a time there was a sun that was sick of being a sun.  So he rounded   up a guy named Maui   because he wanted Maui to be the sun.

Then the sun burnt Maui! “Hahahaha!” The sun cried. “Help” exclaimed Maui. As a wink Bob the little kiwi came with water in his mouth to spray all over Maui. He was so small he was out of sight.

“Kia Ora” said Bob “Are you ok”. “Noooooooooooo are you” said Maui please help me. “Don’t help him you silly billy go away” roared the sun. “Ouch” exclaimed the little kiwi he burnt him.

“You don’t stand a chance” hissed the sun. “Attack” said Bob. The kiwi viciously hurt the sun . “Shoot that hurt and you guys are really tough”. Said the sun. “Run for your life Maui”. “I can’t because my leg hurts”. “You’ll be fine” said Kiwi.  He said “Kiwi, kiwi” and sprayed the water all over Maui. 

They ran away from the sun and lived happily ever after.

The end

By Ashton

THE THREE LITTLE WOLVES AND THE BIG BAD PIG BY LAURA

The three little wolves and the big bad pig

Once upon a time a long time age there were three little wolves in a small village called Waiuku. it was a strange town a bit weird.

The three little wolves were searching for thing to make their houses with.  The first wolf went searching for straw, The Second wolf went searching for shells AND THE LAST PIG SAID “No no no!! You need to make your house out of brick, brick is the one!’’ But they didn’t listen they just wandered away.

The first wolf named Logan saw some straw and just took enough to build his own house. Then one day when Logan was enjoying his new house along came the big bad wolf of the forest. “Little pig little pig let me come in” “no not by the fur on my chinny chin chin” “then I’ll burp and I’ll bump and I’ll push your house down!” so he burped and he pushed and he pumped the house down then grabbed the wolf and pushed him down the rabbit burrow. “One little pig is not enough” thought the pig and disappeared into the forest.

The Second little WOLF Nicole went searching for shells and of course she found some, she found just enough to build her very own house. One day when she was sitting in her new house having tea a big shadow appeared it was the big bad pig of the forest. “little WOLF little WOLF LET ME COME IN” “NO NOT BY THE FUR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN” “THEN I’LL BURP AND I’LL PUSH AND I’LL BUMP YOUR HOUSE DOWN”  SO HE BURPED AND HE PUSHED AND HE BUMPED THE HOUSE DOWN THEN HE GRABBED THE LITTLE WOLF AND STUCK HER DOWN THE RABBIT Burrow WITH HER BROTHER. “I NEED ONE MORE THOUGHT THE PIG AND HE DISAPPEARED INTO THE FOREST”.

The last pig Laura was searching for bricks and found a man with heaps of bricks and he was going to the dump with them and the wolf said “mate you mind if I can have those bricks please” “G’Day” replied the man and followed the wolf into to the forest. The man dropped ofF the bricks and drove back home which meant that the little wolf had to build it all by her in one hour because in one hour it would be night time. so the wolf got to work and with one or two more minutes to go he finished and it looked fantastic. He quickly made a bed and went to sleep.

“Little pig little pig let me come in” said a sudden voice and the wolf woke up. “what is that? Who are you” replied the wolf “just wait and see” said the pig. The wolf got up and looked outside it was the big bad pig of the forest “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!” said the wolf and hid under the bed. “Little wolf little wolf let me come in” “no not by the fur on my chinny chin chin”. “then I’ll burp and I’ll push and I’ll bump your house down”. So he burped and he pushed and he bumped and he pushed and he burped and he bumped but no matter how hard he tried he could not get the house down “ha” said the wolf

when the pig was trying to get his breath back the wolf called pest service and told them they should come and catch the pig. SO AS FAST AS THEY COULD THEY GOT CHANGED AND GOT ON THE ROAD. “IF I CANT BURP YOuR HOUSE DOWN I’LL COME DOWN YOUR CHIMNeY”.

BUT THE LITTLE WOLF WAS A CLEVER COG AND SET THE CHIMNEY ON FIRE. LUCKILY ENOUGH THE PIG WAS TO FAT TO FIT DOWN THE CHIMNeY SO THE PEST CONTROL MAN WENT ONTO THE ROOF AND GRAbBED THE PIG CARRIED HIM DOWN THE LADDER AND PUT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK AND TOOK HIM AWAY.

LAURA WENT AND FOUND HER SIBLINGS AND SHOWED THEM HER NEW HOUSE THEN MADE TWO MORE BEDS AND THEY LIVED IN THE HOUSE TOGETHER.

That big bad pig was never to be seen again and they all lived happily ever after.

The end

By Laura W

The Odd One. By Emily

THE ODD ONE  

Now, we all know the classic story of the Ugly Duckling but what if… we gave that story a little twist

Deep Dark clouds rolled over the country, ears splitting thunder bellowed in its wake. But there in the centre of it all perched on a hill was the nest of a fine swan with 5 glorious eggs balancing nimbly on top, well that was until… A deep long powerful gust of wind hit, pushing one single egg down the precipitous hill.

At the bottom of this treacherous hill was a nest belonging to a crocodile who was a three time Olympic champion swimmer. She had retired and settled down; she herself had 3 gigantic eggs and was just about to bury them in the soft ground next to the neighbouring lake suddenly the poor croc egg rolled right into the nest just as the first load of dirt tumbled down upon the delicate egg.

10 TEN YEARS LATER

‘Ha, Ha slimy little Gizzard Ha, Ha squabbling little fish!’ sneered a young  croc and his siblings followed the heartless tune ‘Ha , Ha …’ ‘PETER, METER, CETER AND TOMMY ,come inside for dinner you silly crocs’ bellowed Mrs croc ‘and err.. Ahem Tommy, um I need to talk to you… now please?’ Tommy, the poor little swan raised in a crocodile environment knew this talk was very important ‘Yes mum, anyway I wanna ask you something, Mum, why am I…am I different? Because I look nothing like you, I mean I’m not vicious or strong and I don’t have ferocious jaws but, but just look at me ma I’m not…’ ‘Calm down’ sighed the poor croc mother ‘the reason you’re different is…You’re not mine’ ‘WHAT!!!!!! WHOSE AM I THEN! Why didn’t you tell me, all the sickly slimy fish for dinner drove me mad but I put up with it ‘cause I wanted to fit in and now you tell me that! OMG, OMG!’ And with that he stormed furiously out of the room slamming the door behind him.

He sat outside leaning against a tree next to the lake watching the world go by; he really did wonder whose he was. Then one of his closest crocodile friends Ceter appeared ‘Mum told me everything so you don’t need to explain, Mum also told me your real mum’s arriving tomorrow to pick you up … Good luck’ Tommy gave a miserable sigh as Ceter scurried away, he had decided to run away. Nobody wanted him and his real mother must be horrid if she only realised he was gone after 10 years! So putting those facts together he firmly decided to leave, runaway and find someone who cared. So he got up and began a steady jog to freedom witch soon turned into a quick sprint.

1 HOUR LATER   

Plans had not turned out how he wanted, as he was now lost, hungry, tired, bored, sore, bruised, cold, and numb and so, so lonely he was now crying so intensely that he might say himself like Niagara Falls! All hope of love had vanished, so far he’d asked a cat, a beaver, a snake [bad mistake!!] And a hedgehog if they would take him in but every single one had replied the same answer, ‘NO!’ But just as he was crying an elegant swan with 4 babies following closely behind strutted up to him and with a  syrupy voice she spoke to him ‘Excuse me young sir do you happen to know where Mrs.Crocs Mud house is? Tommy gave a deep sigh ‘yes I do but there’s a slight problem you see I would like to help you but I’ve just run away from there, my names Tommy.’ As he held out a limp wing he realised the youngsters behind her had the same limp wings and pale beaks as him! The swan followed his stare and spoke ‘oh dear that’s a shame because I lost an egg a long time ago Mrs.Croc found it so I came to pick it up…but I guess I won’t be needing to go anymore…son!’  Tommy gave a delighted grin because things were finally going his way!

And they all lived a classic happily ever after!   

By Emily 

The little wolves and one big bad pig. By Alix

 The little wolves and one big bad pig.

Once upon a time there were three little wolves called Nicole, Jessie and Alix .They always fought it was horrible.  One day their dad said “now you need to stop fighting” “Jessie started it” said Alix. “Now it’s time for you to go live in your own houses”.

So off they went to find a house but on the way they fought. Alix yelled “Stop!  Even though I am the youngest wolf I still have to tell you to stop fighting”. So they kept walking. Jessie said “I’m sick of fighting I’m building my own house.” The first wolf built her house out of apples.

Suddenly a big shadow came across her house she looked up and screamed! THE BIG BAD PIG!!!!!She ran inside her house “the big bad pig is after me what am I goanna do now”. She was shivering with fear she started to shout “Go away!” “No!” said the pig “Then I’ll eat and I’ll eat and I’ll eat your house down”.  Jessie ran and ran.

Meanwhile Nicole was making her house out of necklaces and jewellery. She likes being pretty. Her sister ran inside and said “THE BIG BAD PIG is coming!” Nicole screamed and ran inside. “Little wolves little wolves let me come in” “No not by the hair on my skinny skin skin I will not let you in” “then I’ll put and I’ll put and I’ll put it all on!” So he unstuck the jewellery and put it all on and suddenly it all collapsed.

They screamed and ran as fast as they could and went to their sister’s house. Her name was Alix. She was a smarty pants she built her house out of bricks. Just then her sister’s said to Alix “run inside big bad pig is coming” So they ran inside to hide but not Alix .She knew that it would be so tough enough that the pig wouldn’t snort it down .

Just then they heard a loud knock on the door. “Little wolves little wolves let me come in”. “No not by the hair on my skinny skin skin I won’t let you in!” So he snorted and snorted and he snorted but he could not snort it down. Then he saw the window open and said” I’m coming in!” when the pig was half way through the window Alix put a pot full of boiling water  by the window and then the pig fell in and burnt his bottom .He screamed “curse you wolves ! ‘And he ran away.

 

So the wolves lived happily ever after.

THE END

By Alix

3 little wolves and the Big Bad Pig by Ryan

3 little wolves and the Big Bad Pig

Once upon a time there were 3 little wolves named Ryan, Matthew and Liam, Liam was the youngest child and he was only 12. On Monday 1^st January 2013 their mother told them “Get out of the house!” So they did otherwise they would get a beating from their father.

Matthew decided that they should build their own houses and they did.

First Liam wen to a person with a bamboo collection called Fred the panda. He was not in a happy mood because his wife had just ditched him so he only let Liam have a bit of bamboo. Liam said “bro give me some more!” with a frown on his face so Fred gave him all of his bamboo. “Yay” and went to the not most pleasant place but he built his house right by the pen of the Big Bad Pig. The Big Bad Pig went and said “Minnie wolf Minnie wolf please let me come in” “No” Liam said “What did you just say to me” asked the Big Bad Pig “NO,NO,NO’’ screamed Liam ”Then I will snort  and I will snort and I will push your house down!’’ So he pushed Liam’s house and threw him   into a ditch head first so Liam started to run for his life trying to find a house or something to hide in

When Liam was running Matthew was trying to find some stuff to build his house however he found the Waiuku forest and picked out some silver ferns. He said “I think I will stay here and build my house’’ Matthew built a beautiful fort out of silver ferns then he went looking for food the big bad Pig arrived and so did Liam. Liam had the key so he went into the fort and went upstairs. When Matthew came back he said “Dude I thought I told you that you’re only allowed in my house if it’s an emergency’’ and Liam replied “It is an emergency” “don’t tell nonsense” said Matthew” But the Big Bad Pig is here” replied Liam. Matthew thought for a moment and said “OK so it is an emergency” then Matthew opened the safety latch then when Matthew got in he shut it behind him then the Big Bad Pig said “Middle wolf middle wolf please let me come in” “Not, I mean, no way hose” said Matthew “Why do wolves never let me in” screamed the Big Bad Pig. “ahh” said Liam “I know why, because you’re ugly and everyone hates you” “what!” loudly screamed the  Pig “that’s it,  I’m gonna snort and snort and push your house down!” So the Big Bad Pig pushed the house down and Boom, Boom, Boom went the house. All of the birds flew away but luckily the wolves escaped through the safety latch and ran all the way trying to find Ryan (Ryan’s the smartest wolf).

 When Liam and Matthew were wasting their energy Ryan walked up to a builder called Ashton and Ashton said “wow there wolfy.” And Ryan said “can I please have some bricks” “Ok” replied Ashton. So Ryan went off and built a house of bricks. That’s when he heard Matthew and Liam screaming down the lane. Then Liam and Matthew ran in the house just when Ryan had put bacon in the stove then The Big Bad Pig said with his arms trying to all muscly “Little  wolves Little wolves let me push you’re house down” “WHAT” said Ryan  “ You can’t push this house down you big ugly brat!” “Then you just have to see how strong I am!” so the big bad hairy weak pig punched the house and broke his hand and started crying. He got a ladder and started to climb up and down the chimney and fell into a pot but also roasted so Ryan said “Roast pig for lunch?” and Matthew and Liam said “Yes”

The End