3 little wolves and the Big Bad Pig
Once upon a time there were 3 little wolves named Ryan, Matthew and
Liam, Liam was the youngest child and he was only 12. On Monday 1st
January 2013 their mother told them “Get out of the house!” So they did
otherwise they would get a beating from their father.
Matthew decided that they should build their own houses and they did.
First Liam wen to a person with a bamboo collection called Fred the
panda. He was not in a happy mood because his wife had just ditched him so he
only let Liam have a bit of bamboo. Liam said “bro give me some more!” with a
frown on his face so Fred gave him all of his bamboo. “Yay” and went to the not
most pleasant place but he built his house right by the pen of the Big Bad Pig.
The Big Bad Pig went and said “Minnie wolf Minnie wolf please let me come in”
“No” Liam said “What did you just say to me” asked the Big Bad Pig “NO,NO,NO’’
screamed Liam ”Then I will snort and I
will snort and I will push your house down!’’ So he pushed Liam’s house and
threw him into a ditch head first so
Liam started to run for his life trying to find a house or something to hide in
When Liam was running Matthew was trying to find some stuff to build
his house however he found the Waiuku forest and picked out some silver ferns.
He said “I think I will stay here and build my house’’ Matthew built a
beautiful fort out of silver ferns then he went looking for food the big bad
Pig arrived and so did Liam. Liam had the key so he went into the fort and went
upstairs. When Matthew came back he said “Dude I thought I told you that you’re
only allowed in my house if it’s an emergency’’ and Liam replied “It is an emergency”
“don’t tell nonsense” said Matthew” But the Big Bad Pig is here” replied Liam.
Matthew thought for a moment and said “OK so it is an emergency” then Matthew
opened the safety latch then when Matthew got in he shut it behind him then the
Big Bad Pig said “Middle wolf middle wolf please let me come in” “Not, I mean,
no way hose” said Matthew “Why do wolves never let me in” screamed the Big Bad
Pig. “ahh” said Liam “I know why, because you’re ugly and everyone hates you”
“what!” loudly screamed the Pig “that’s
it, I’m gonna snort and snort and push
your house down!” So the Big Bad Pig pushed the house down and Boom, Boom, Boom
went the house. All of the birds flew away but luckily the wolves escaped
through the safety latch and ran all the way trying to find Ryan (Ryan’s the
smartest wolf).
When Liam and Matthew were wasting
their energy Ryan walked up to a builder called Ashton and Ashton said “wow
there wolfy.” And Ryan said “can I please have some bricks” “Ok” replied
Ashton. So Ryan went off and built a house of bricks. That’s when he heard Matthew
and Liam screaming down the lane. Then Liam and Matthew ran in the house just
when Ryan had put bacon in the stove then The Big Bad Pig said with his arms trying
to all muscly “Little wolves Little
wolves let me push you’re house down” “WHAT” said Ryan “ You can’t push this house down you big ugly
brat!” “Then you just have to see how strong I am!” so the big bad hairy weak
pig punched the house and broke his hand and started crying. He got a ladder
and started to climb up and down the chimney and fell into a pot but also
roasted so Ryan said “Roast pig for lunch?” and Matthew and Liam said “Yes”
The End
