Three little wolves and the
fattest pig in history.
On muddy
sunny day perfect for hunting wild boar and attracting them, 3 little wolves
sat silently playing with toy trains and trucks. They were 12 years of age and
they had nothing better to than but loaf around and dig holes. Their mother had
left them 9 months ago. They had weird names. Sausage, Hamonial, Pork Belly.
Time
fluttered by that day. Sausage built a mud house, Pork Belly created a heat chart,
and Hamonial made a mud pool. “Ham, can you make a piece of land in the
middle?” said Sausage. “Because I want to put my mud house on it please”.
“Maybe you should shut it!” said Pork Belly “I’m trying to study but you two
nutcases aren’t shutting your fur filled- faces!” “Maybe you should…”
Suddenly a
mouldy smell wafted through the air.
“Run, it’s the giant pig!” cried Sausage as they ran for their lives.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!! “Good lord this pig escapes every time!”
said police inspector Jason in his car. Rrrrrrkkkk!!! “Freeze snort face”. Inspector Joe shouted. “Never” Scruffy (the
Giant Pig) screamed in his whiny voice. The wolves ran for their houses. They
called each other very, very fast. “Phew! Its over!” They said at the same time
as each other.
Also at the
same time all but one police man got back to his car and only just got back to
his car and called a fresh dispatch of police as the pig dragged Inspector
Jason, batted him felt loads of pleasure and destroyed the little wolves’ house.
The pig took their
vegies and stole everything wasn’t nailed down and ran out of their house and
came back for the vegies.
Next morning the pig came back with
indigestion and screamed. He was very angry and he went to a fake piggy house
destroyed the robot target, but he was actually in the house when he was
bellowing the owners called the cops.
Cars and
flying vehicles putted around the house. The pig came out. “FIRE!!!” shouted
commandeer “WAIT!!!” shouted a hunter. “Let’s use something lighter to shoot it
with! For example a shot gun for shooting it with double power”.
Boom!!
The barrelled weapon shot the pig with
incredible power. Every one cheered knowing that the worst burglar that ever
lived had died. “Hooray, hurrah, hurrah, hurray!”
Is this the
end of Scruffy the pig? We shall never ever know if he is really totally dead.
They gave him a couple more double barrelled shots and made sure he was totally
really dead.
And so that
is the story of the three little pigs and the bad wolf changed to: the three
little wolves and the fattest pig in history. This story has mild violence for
children 3and under that age and who doesn’t like this story right?
The
End?
By Cory O
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