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Thursday 29 November 2012

Three little wolves and the fattest pig in history. By Cory


Three little wolves and the fattest pig in history.
On muddy sunny day perfect for hunting wild boar and attracting them, 3 little wolves sat silently playing with toy trains and trucks. They were 12 years of age and they had nothing better to than but loaf around and dig holes. Their mother had left them 9 months ago. They had weird names. Sausage, Hamonial, Pork Belly.

Time fluttered by that day. Sausage built a mud house, Pork Belly created a heat chart, and Hamonial made a mud pool. “Ham, can you make a piece of land in the middle?” said Sausage. “Because I want to put my mud house on it please”. “Maybe you should shut it!” said Pork Belly “I’m trying to study but you two nutcases aren’t shutting your fur filled- faces!” “Maybe you should…”

Suddenly a mouldy smell wafted through the air.  “Run, it’s the giant pig!” cried Sausage as they ran for their lives.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!   “Good lord this pig escapes every time!” said police inspector Jason in his car. Rrrrrrkkkk!!! “Freeze snort face”.  Inspector Joe shouted. “Never” Scruffy (the Giant Pig) screamed in his whiny voice. The wolves ran for their houses. They called each other very, very fast. “Phew! Its over!” They said at the same time as each other.

Also at the same time all but one police man got back to his car and only just got back to his car and called a fresh dispatch of police as the pig dragged Inspector Jason, batted him felt loads of pleasure and destroyed the little wolves’ house. 

The pig took their vegies and stole everything wasn’t nailed down and ran out of their house and came back for the vegies.

 Next morning the pig came back with indigestion and screamed. He was very angry and he went to a fake piggy house destroyed the robot target, but he was actually in the house when he was bellowing the owners called the cops.
Cars and flying vehicles putted around the house. The pig came out. “FIRE!!!” shouted commandeer “WAIT!!!” shouted a hunter. “Let’s use something lighter to shoot it with! For example a shot gun for shooting it with double power”.
 Boom!!

 The barrelled weapon shot the pig with incredible power. Every one cheered knowing that the worst burglar that ever lived had died. “Hooray, hurrah, hurrah, hurray!”
Is this the end of Scruffy the pig? We shall never ever know if he is really totally dead. They gave him a couple more double barrelled shots and made sure he was totally really dead.

And so that is the story of the three little pigs and the bad wolf changed to: the three little wolves and the fattest pig in history. This story has mild violence for children 3and under that age and who doesn’t like this story right?
The End?
By Cory O

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